Rushee Vs Rusher: The Interview
Question: How many members of Big Time Rush are there?
Question: Do you love Big Time Rush?
Rushee: Yes, of course I do. They are so amazing!
Rusher: Fucking no. I hate they asses. All they do is ruin lives. They are evil! Fucking evil.
Question: What's your favorite BTR song?
Rusher: The acoustic version of Music Sounds Better With You that BTR did on the radio station 107.5
Question: Who is Ranel?
Rushee: Big Time Rush's bodyguard.
Rusher: The world's biggest cockblocker. Fucking jerk, someone needs to get him some pussy. Maybe then I can grab Carlos' ass.
Question: Who is Dustin?
Rushee: Kendall's best friend.
Rusher: The 5th member of BTR. He is sexy as hell too. Lawd... and his voice. Omgosh, KMS.
Question: Who is Fox?
Rushee: James' dog
Rusher: Fox is James' lover, but since it's illegal to have sex with animals, he pretends that he is just a pet. They are secretly married.
Question: If you could tell any member of Big Time Rush anything, what would it be?
Rushee: I love your music. You all inspire me.
Rusher: Logan stop being such a fucking whore, you fucking whore. Carlos you and those speedos need to stop. Oh yeah, Kendall and Logan, we all know you are dating each other, so stop denying it. Come out the closet already. James, you're so gay. And Kendall, you need to stop getting as high as you do. Oh don't deny it. You were high at Coachella. You'll be high on 420, you and Dustin are stoners for life. OH YEAH *screams* LOGAN YOU ARE NOT BLACK!